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There is no sex in Heaven

8th of July 2022


This evening I was thinking about marriage vows people take when they get married.

„Till death do us part“ - sounds lovely, right?

But have you considered what happens after you die? According to Christians you are no longer married and you go to Heaven.

After some time passes, your partner also kicks the bucket and joins you. What now? Let's list a couple of facts:

  1. You will stay in Heaven eternally
  2. You are no longer married
  3. Premarital (postmarital?) sex is a sin
  4. It is impossible to sin in Heaven

Which means you won't have sex for eternity.


Thank God I'm an atheist.